March 2012
textposter:
Recent studies show that immediately upon turning age 69, it is our automatic biological response to laugh unreasonably hard without pause for the entirety of the year until age 70.
Mother: Doctor, what's wrong with my son?! He's not making any sense!
Son: PENGUIN COOKEHS!
Doctor: I don't know how to say this but I'm afraid your child is...
Doctor:
Doctor: random.
supercontra:
dadtown:
dadtown:
yo i texted...
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lemunplej:
EVERYBODY
PUT UP YOUR HANDS
SAY I DON’T WANNA BE IN LOVE
I DON’T WANNA BE IN LOVE
"IT'S SO COLD"
Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
cashcrab:
Rick Santorum Sees Dimly-Lit Octopus Tank At Aquarium, Begins Sweating Profusely, Mumbles “I’m Not Scared”
Watchpromo4homo:
blueivybooty:
ofmfgd
IOHY,
bigtimerussian:
Remember when that’s so raven tried to pair Eddie and raven together and everyone was like no
snookidoughicecream:
my life
wake up
school
make unfunny posts on tumblr
scramble to do homework
go to sleep
repeat the next day
me: i don't want to get off the computer
computer: *stops working*
internet: *disconnects*
homework: hello
me:
Wisconsin Republicans Propose Bill to Identify... →
alimarko:
anceyleestar:
wisconsinforward:
A new bill proposed by Republican Glenn Grothman would require the Wisconsin Child Abuse and Neglect Prevention Board to “emphasize that non-marital parenthood is a contributing factor to child abuse.”
The entire bill can be found here.
This makes me mother-fuckin’ angry. It’s presumptuous, false, stereotyping, and insulting to single parents,...
I have feelings about this blog
grargll:
-acrimony:
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
yes
Quality.
mom: why are you on the computer so much
me: because yolo
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via nowimstatic)
OH SNAP, SON.
(via regala-electra)
This is important and true in so many political contexts these days.
(via keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus)
mcsingle:
i brought my friend to panera and she forgot her wallet then wanted me to pay
I Hope Rick Santorum
rappinpicard:
gonegrimdark:
thiasthedark:
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
Whoa hold on. I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
that crossed the line buddy
there are some things you just don’t say, ever.
fuckyeahricksantorum:
juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
someone should get him a magic conch shell
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
george clooney’s last three facebook statuses: “snooki pregnant”, “can men go through menopause”, and “how to get all pokemon badges with only a jigglypuff”. should someone tell him that the facebook bar is in no way linked to google
rachasia:
“goodnight” said the blogger as they proceeded to post 50 more times
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1612th:
Kanye East
dadfather:
synagogue run
Guidence Counselor: What are some of your hobbies
Me: EVERY DAY I'M TUMBLIN'
*MACARENAS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE*
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
Watchdjkai:
SNL Digital Short: “Dear Sister”
Definitely one of my favorite Digital Shorts.
Doctor: I'm sorry. I know it's probably difficult to comprehend in your current state, but you were in an accident.
Doctor: You're suffering from severe internal bleeding, hemorrhaging, in addition to breaking 69 bones.
Doctor:
Doctor: Lol
brokenwetdreams:
everybody has nipples so why do women have to cover theirs
illuminati
boy: hey hun (:
girl: is actually a Hun from ancient china, slaughters boy
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mostgay:
My teacher’s name is Mr. Mayo and today for some reason I called him Mrs. Mayonnaise and laughed for years
